Sunday, May 13, 2007

Official: I Rule

Here is the final proof that I rule more than anyone except for Steve Collins:

# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ZZ's Ballon de Plomb Steve Collins 56 1930
2 Soccer Explosion! Chris Jenkins 49 1886
3 BerbatovMagic Ben Thompson 41 1769
4 DogsDooDaa Mick Lickman 39 1695
5 Wudzz Wanderers Richard Woods 62 1693
6 Munchkins 0607 Martin Cartwright 34 1691
7 Rabid Rangers Tom Evans 32 1680
8 MarknMatthew Matthew Stockwell 46 1677
9 Die Warnock Die!!! Kieran Scott 64 1658
10 Why use a round ball Stephen Hurst 43 1636
11 PUP Tim Evans 39 1615
12 Dark Horses Matt Sunley 31 1609
13 Laws the Rock jim Matthews 40 1603
14 Badger Badger Badger Dave Draper 28 1561
15 The one eyed champs Jon Roberts 28 1560
16 Dixie's Diamonds Ed Johnson 20 1484
17 Music With Jeff Jordan Humber 23 1421
18 Jedly's Chums JEd Green 28 1357

Oh dear oh dear

In other news, Kie got his wish and Sheffield United were relegated. Neil Warnock looked really really pissed off and I'm sure that makes Kie happier than you can possibly imagine. I can't help feeling a bit sorry for them, though. West Ham can be accurately described as "jammy gets".

Oh, The Excitement!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I bet you're thinking: "wow, what an exciting end to the football season". Of course you are. I finished second in our fantasy football league! Here's the almost-final league table:

# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ZZ's Ballon de Plomb Steve Collins 0 1874
2 Soccer Explosion! Chris Jenkins 0 1837
3 BerbatovMagic Ben Thompson 0 1728
4 Munchkins 0607 Martin Cartwright 0 1657
5 DogsDooDaa Mick Lickman 0 1656
6 Rabid Rangers Tom Evans 0 1648
7 MarknMatthew Matthew Stockwell 0 1631
8 Wudzz Wanderers Richard Woods 0 1631
9 Die Warnock Die!!! Kieran Scott 0 1594
10 Why use a round ball Stephen Hurst 0 1593
11 Dark Horses Matt Sunley 0 1578
12 PUP Tim Evans 0 1576
13 Laws the Rock jim Matthews 0 1563
14 Badger Badger Badger Dave Draper 0 1533
15 The one eyed champs Jon Roberts 0 1532
16 Dixie's Diamonds Ed Johnson 0 1464
17 Music With Jeff Jordan Humber 0 1398
18 Jedly's Chums JEd Green 0 1329

Admittedly, today's scores have yet to be added but, suffice to say, no one managed to get the hundred or more points that they would need in order to overhaul me. This means that I finished ahead of the following people:

  • Tom
  • Martin
  • Kie
  • Jon
  • Jed
Man, I can't believe how much I rule. I am the (second) best!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bo Selecta

Phew. It passed. I can breath a sign of relief.

Oh Man! The Suspense Is Killing Me!

I hope my car passes its MOT. Last year, it failed due to having a nail in one of the tyres. I wonder what I have stupidly failed to spot this year:
  • Two wheels have fallen off.
  • It turns out that having orange juice stains all over the back seat isn't legal.
  • Colony of rare bats found under the bonnet.
Any of the above would literally "cuss" me right "off".

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Good crikey, this sucks!

I have changed the language settings to "English-UK" and it's still banging on about vacations and falls and the like. Rubbish!

Scooters, Vacation, Fall

At the bottom of the window that I'm typing this into, it says "Labels for this post: eg. scooters, vacation, fall". Are they deliberately trying to use the most American-specific words in order to alienate users in the UK?

The labels for this post are: mopeds, holiday, autumn.

What A Personal Disaster!

This morning, on the way in to work, something incredibly bizarre happened. I was minding my own business driving down Allington Lane when I heard a colossal bang in the car behind me. Looking round, all I could see was the some kind of foul smelling orange fluid had been released into the back of the car. I swerved to the side of the road and jumped out of the car. It was at this point that I discovered the horrible truth: a bottle of orange juice had exploded all over the back seat. I have no idea how it happened. Indeed, I didn't even know that it was possible for a two-day old bottle of orange juice to explode like that. I am now looking forward to the task of cleaning a litre of orange juice off my back seat.

This is literally the worst thing that has happened to me all day.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Jeff Rules!

Wow! I just realised that Jeff has a link to my tedious blog on his website. That's pretty sweet. Check it out here. If you do visit then be sure to vote "pretty cool" a few times. Nice!