Official: I Rule

Here is the final proof that I rule more than anyone except for Steve Collins:

#	Team	Manager	Gameweek	Total
1	ZZ's Ballon de Plomb	Steve Collins	56	1930
2	Soccer Explosion!	Chris Jenkins	49	1886
3	BerbatovMagic	Ben Thompson	41	1769
4	DogsDooDaa	Mick Lickman	39	1695
5	Wudzz Wanderers	Richard Woods	62	1693
6	Munchkins 0607	Martin Cartwright	34	1691
7	Rabid Rangers	Tom Evans	32	1680
8	MarknMatthew	Matthew Stockwell	46	1677
9	Die Warnock Die!!!	Kieran Scott	64	1658
10	Why use a round ball	Stephen Hurst	43	1636
11	PUP	Tim Evans	39	1615
12	Dark Horses	Matt Sunley	31	1609
13	Laws the Rock	jim Matthews	40	1603
14	Badger Badger Badger	Dave Draper	28	1561
15	The one eyed champs	Jon Roberts	28	1560
16	Dixie's Diamonds	Ed Johnson	20	1484
17	Music With Jeff	Jordan Humber	23	1421
18	Jedly's Chums	JEd Green	28	1357

Oh dear oh dear

In other news, Kie got his wish and Sheffield United were relegated. Neil Warnock looked really really pissed off and I'm sure that makes Kie happier than you can possibly imagine. I can't help feeling a bit sorry for them, though. West Ham can be accurately described as "jammy gets".

Oh, The Excitement!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I bet you're thinking: "wow, what an exciting end to the football season". Of course you are. I finished second in our fantasy football league! Here's the almost-final league table:

#	Team	Manager	Gameweek	Total
1	ZZ's Ballon de Plomb	Steve Collins	0	1874
2	Soccer Explosion!	Chris Jenkins	0	1837
3	BerbatovMagic	Ben Thompson	0	1728
4	Munchkins 0607	Martin Cartwright	0	1657
5	DogsDooDaa	Mick Lickman	0	1656
6	Rabid Rangers	Tom Evans	0	1648
7	MarknMatthew	Matthew Stockwell	0	1631
8	Wudzz Wanderers	Richard Woods	0	1631
9	Die Warnock Die!!!	Kieran Scott	0	1594
10	Why use a round ball	Stephen Hurst	0	1593
11	Dark Horses	Matt Sunley	0	1578
12	PUP	Tim Evans	0	1576
13	Laws the Rock	jim Matthews	0	1563
14	Badger Badger Badger	Dave Draper	0	1533
15	The one eyed champs	Jon Roberts	0	1532
16	Dixie's Diamonds	Ed Johnson	0	1464
17	Music With Jeff	Jordan Humber	0	1398
18	Jedly's Chums	JEd Green	0	1329

Admittedly, today's scores have yet to be added but, suffice to say, no one managed to get the hundred or more points that they would need in order to overhaul me. This means that I finished ahead of the following people:

• Tom
• Martin
• Kie
• Jon
• Jed

Man, I can't believe how much I rule. I am the (second) best!

Bo Selecta

Phew. It passed. I can breath a sign of relief.

Oh Man! The Suspense Is Killing Me!

I hope my car passes its MOT. Last year, it failed due to having a nail in one of the tyres. I wonder what I have stupidly failed to spot this year:

• Two wheels have fallen off.
• It turns out that having orange juice stains all over the back seat isn't legal.
• Colony of rare bats found under the bonnet.

Any of the above would literally "cuss" me right "off".

Good crikey, this sucks!

I have changed the language settings to "English-UK" and it's still banging on about vacations and falls and the like. Rubbish!

Scooters, Vacation, Fall

At the bottom of the window that I'm typing this into, it says "Labels for this post: eg. scooters, vacation, fall". Are they deliberately trying to use the most American-specific words in order to alienate users in the UK?

The labels for this post are: mopeds, holiday, autumn.

What A Personal Disaster!

This morning, on the way in to work, something incredibly bizarre happened. I was minding my own business driving down Allington Lane when I heard a colossal bang in the car behind me. Looking round, all I could see was the some kind of foul smelling orange fluid had been released into the back of the car. I swerved to the side of the road and jumped out of the car. It was at this point that I discovered the horrible truth: a bottle of orange juice had exploded all over the back seat. I have no idea how it happened. Indeed, I didn't even know that it was possible for a two-day old bottle of orange juice to explode like that. I am now looking forward to the task of cleaning a litre of orange juice off my back seat.

This is literally the worst thing that has happened to me all day.

Jeff Rules!

Wow! I just realised that Jeff has a link to my tedious blog on his website. That's pretty sweet. Check it out here. If you do visit then be sure to vote "pretty cool" a few times. Nice!